I got a card in the mail yesterday...

I got a card in the mail yesterday..
from my Grandmother. I sent her some cookies for her birthday and she sent me a thank you note. I think she is 78, not really sure. Anyway, thought you may get a kick out of what this Grandmother writes about LOL!

Dear Michelle,

Thanks for my favorite cookies - I've spent the last 2 days eating till I felt ill, haha (then she drew a picture of some animal and wrote "Fat dancing deer" - huh)! Nothing new here, except I got a couple new tatoos (my flash, of course!!) for my birthday. I'm running out of skin that's in good enough shape to ink. My next one will proably be "Do NOT resuscitate" haha! Also I did alter a few myself slightly, but # gauge single needle - no gun.

Alex (my 16 year old cousin) made a tatoo gun out of a broken c.d. player with instructions off the internet. Gina (his mom) gave him a lecture about sterile practices with a home made gune you have to put on a new needle/guitar string/whatever and a new barrel (usually a bic pen) for every person. If its for your own personal use, you only have to boil the needle for a 1/2 hour.

We have a "new" cat - 16 yr. old who came here weighing 2.5lbs - she is now up to her normal 5.5 (VERY small cat) and on hyperthyroid RX. Her old owner turned her chip number over to us, as they thought she was dying of old age and aren't really all that into cats anyhow, they have 1 dog 2 autistic sons. Love forever, Grandma she also drew a picture of a motorcyle at the bottom...